I Will Rise

samanthaforgood:

avodka-kedavra:

jewles:

thedrinkinggeek:

This line never works at a bar.

If I was single, and some guy said this to me in a semi-joking manner? He’d at least get my number.

This line works 38% of the time, every time.

yea…this would work for me

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